Holy buckets, congratulations on your engagement and welcome!!
I’m so excited to meet you, but first, you should know…
I’m the funniest person I know, according to me.
I talk to my brides more than I talk to my mom.
Daydreamers are my people.
I believe that everyone should touch the sparkle on the Eiffel Tower at least once.
Please grab your person’s butt, life is short.
I feed expired meters.
My brain, it doesn’t quiet. Not even to namaste. Side note: I cannot touch my toes.
I believe in climbing all of the mountains and doing all of the things.
There is no greater bliss than a Granny’s Donut and a warm cup of coffee (Bozeman, MT).
I tend to treat inspirational quotes as a guide map of what to do next.
I do not believe in real pants Monday-Friday or Sunday.
Words hold more power when written on a typewritter.
I’m known for laughing at my own jokes, to the point of tears, days later.
I do not believe that the Christmas spirit should be confined to December.
Laundry is meant to be washed, dried, and then left in the basket to wrinkle.
I secretly prefer people that hug tightly.
Couples: they are my JAM. And I’m so crazy excited to meet you!